| Founded | by the Devil |
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| About | Spirit Air Boxes. All boxes are attended by stewards. Male stewards have tons of spirit and all females have been programmed with an attitude, default switch left on bitch mode. That my friend is how you do business in a competitive marketplace |
| Description | If your box, baby, midget or retard fit in out measuring device it flies free. If not we offer a premium surcharge higher or equal to the price of your first box. whichever is more. In flight all items are systematically dehydrated and will deteriorate. However for an extra charge of $3 your package may arrive intact |
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| Mission | To take your money every way we know how |
| Awards | Ain't got none |
| Products | Boxes. All of our pilots have some experience. We can't afford to pay the industry standard. We're republicans. But if somethin happens. Hell we're only carrying boxes. |
| Phone | If you would like to contact us, look on our website for our hidden number and you will be connected with someone in India for an extra fee. |
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