Spirit Airlines incites and steals from the American public. Their public record is long and well documented. Call or write to your local Congressman or Rep. Nick Rahall of West Virgina current vice chairman on the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee if you have been wronged by this company.
Rep. Nick Rahall
http://www.rahall.house.gov/
Washington Office
2307 Rayburn HOB
Washington,DC 20515
(202) 225-3452
Beckley Office
109 Main St.,
Beckley, WV 25801
(304) 252-5000
Bluefield Office
601 Federal St., Room 1005
Bluefield, WV 24701
(304) 325-6222
Huntington Office
845 Fifth Ave.
Huntington, WV 25701
(304) 522-6425
Logan Office
220 Dingess St.
Logan, WV 25601
(304) 752-4934
House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee
2165 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-9446
Fax: (202) 225-6782
Monday, May 2, 2011
Spirit Airboxes "Ultra Low Class"
Founded | by the Devil |
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About | Spirit Air Boxes. All boxes are attended by stewards. Male stewards have tons of spirit and all females have been programmed with an attitude, default switch left on bitch mode. That my friend is how you do business in a competitive marketplace |
Description | If your box, baby, midget or retard fit in out measuring device it flies free. If not we offer a premium surcharge higher or equal to the price of your first box. whichever is more. In flight all items are systematically dehydrated and will deteriorate. However for an extra charge of $3 your package may arrive intact |
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Mission | To take your money every way we know how |
Awards | Ain't got none |
Products | Boxes. All of our pilots have some experience. We can't afford to pay the industry standard. We're republicans. But if somethin happens. Hell we're only carrying boxes. |
Phone | If you would like to contact us, look on our website for our hidden number and you will be connected with someone in India for an extra fee. |
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