Monday, May 2, 2011

Call or Send a letter to your Congressman: info provided

Spirit Airlines incites and steals from the American public. Their public record is long and well documented. Call or write to your local Congressman or Rep. Nick Rahall of West Virgina current vice chairman on the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee if you have been wronged by this company.



Rep. Nick Rahall

http://www.rahall.house.gov/

Washington Office
2307 Rayburn HOB
Washington,DC 20515
(202) 225-3452

Beckley Office
  109 Main St.,
Beckley, WV 25801
(304) 252-5000

Bluefield Office
601 Federal St., Room 1005
Bluefield, WV 24701
(304) 325-6222

Huntington Office
845 Fifth Ave.
Huntington, WV 25701
(304) 522-6425

Logan Office
220 Dingess St.
Logan, WV 25601
(304) 752-4934

House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee

2165 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-9446
Fax: (202) 225-6782

Spirit Airboxes "Ultra Low Class"



Founded
by the Devil
About
Spirit Air Boxes. All boxes are attended by stewards. Male stewards  have tons of spirit and all females have been programmed with an attitude, default switch left on bitch mode. That my friend is how you do business in a competitive marketplace
Description
If your box, baby, midget or retard fit in out measuring device it flies free. If not we offer a premium surcharge higher or equal to the price of your first box. whichever is more.
In flight all items are systematically dehydrated and will deteriorate. However for an extra charge of $3 your package may arrive intact
Mission
To take your money every way we know how
Awards
Ain't got none
Products
Boxes. All of our pilots have some experience. We can't afford to pay the industry standard. We're republicans.
But if somethin happens. Hell we're only carrying boxes.
Phone
If you would like to contact us, look on our website for our hidden number and you will be connected with someone in India for an extra fee.